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The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going
blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose
full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young
virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry. (Is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is
legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only
do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Makes sense!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in
Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of
course!)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is
illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her mother at
the same time. (presume this was a big enough problem that
they had to pass this law!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may
only have sex with her husband, and the first time this
happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Is this near Bolivia?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to
sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great
as Guam!)
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Humans and dolphins are the only
species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was
always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its
own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls
over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little
bottles of...? -- did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their
feet. (YUK!!)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than
it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains. (I
know some people like that too)
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And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you think they
have bad breath?)
